what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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