you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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