Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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