we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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