Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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