He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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