I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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