Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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