Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
They took my balls.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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