the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
