He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
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Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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