how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Never joke about your clitoris.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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