Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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