So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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