So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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