All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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