oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
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sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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