At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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