I look better un-naked...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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