You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
