your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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