I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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