part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you will always have a special place in my vag
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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