i just google imaged poop.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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