We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dick very happy bro
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
