living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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