its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize