He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
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