where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
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Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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