question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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