do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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