Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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