Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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