do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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