I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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