Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
only if we run a train.
done.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Damn victory sex feels great
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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