Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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