just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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