dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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