they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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