I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Randomize
