also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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