Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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