you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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