Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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