did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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