I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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