Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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