is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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