on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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