goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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