Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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