If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
If I die, sorry about rent.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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