Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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