Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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