are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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