woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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